Contents of In Joco Veritas
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BILL OF COSTS
[July 13, 2004]
A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item: “Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to…[More]
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CREATING CHAOS
[July 18, 2004]
A physician, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon announced, “Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession.”…[More]
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EPIGRAM
[July 18, 2004]
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. (Ambrose Bierce)
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FAUCETS OF MEDIA LORE
[November 12, 2009]
In the afterglow of Cyclone Foo-Yawn, which did little more than give hardworking Mumbaikars a half-day off, we realized the critical importance of our TV news channels at times like these. Here’s how an Indian…[More]
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LAWYERS AND ONIONS
[July 12, 2004]
What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
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LEGAL HUMOUR
[July 18, 2004]
Check out the humour page at Powers of Attorney — a good collection of jokes, anecdotes, crazy warning labels and more.
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PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE: BABYBARISTABLOG
[April 5, 2011]
Guardian | 5 April 2011 “I really don’t know what to do.” It was one of the third six pupils today as he turned to OldSmoothie for advice. “How can I help?” he replied in…[More]
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PLAY GOLF MAKE MONEY
[July 13, 2004]
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. “I’m an attorney,” the wincing man…[More]
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SNAPPY ANSWER
[June 10, 2004]
Lawyer: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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STU REES CARTOON: ADR FOR THE YOUNG
[March 16, 2012]
© Stuart Rees. Please do not republish without prior written permission.
Published by special arrangment with Mr Rees.
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WHY I AM LEAVING THE EMPIRE
[March 14, 2012]
by Darth Vader | 14 Mrch 2012 | The Daily Mash Today is my last day at the Empire. After almost 12 years, first as a summer intern, then in the Death Star and now in London, I believe…[More]
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