Guardian | 5 April 2011
“I really don’t know what to do.”
It was one of the third six pupils today as he turned to OldSmoothie for advice.
“How can I help?” he replied in a somewhat disingenuous caring sharing type of voice.
“I think my client was lying and we still won.”
OldSmoothie burst out laughing. “Young man, if we worried every time we perverted the course of justice we’d be worrying twenty-four seven. Victories against all the evidence are the best of the lot. It’s the mark of a good barrister.”